Quirky Animal Rescue Gifts

"Foster failure"

Dog Walking Services

'Fetch.'

Dog Dreams

Biofelineism

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Foster failure

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Be kind"

Woman escapes with cats.

Cat in Tree.

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"Lap fish..."

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

he used to belong to a cartoonist

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

"It's nice to be wanted."

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"And that's why you go on safari."

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...