Quirky Animal Rescue Gifts

Oh, Bob's always bringing home strays.

"Foster failure"

'Fetch.'

Dog Walking Services

Dog Dreams

Biofelineism

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Foster failure

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Woman escapes with cats.

"Be kind"

Cat in Tree.

Cat Show

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"Lap fish..."

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Upper East Side Dog Park

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

"It's nice to be wanted."

"And that's why you go on safari."

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...