Fun-sized Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the clever, playful spirit of a fun-sized philosopher? Our collection features witty, thought-provoking designs that bring a smile or a smile and a moment of reflection. Ideal for those who love to ponder life's little mysteries with a dash of humor. Whether for a friend, a fellow thinker, or yourself, these gifts combine humor and intellect in a charming way.

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"What are you going to do when you become enormous?"

"What are you going to do when you become enormous?" mockup

"What are you going to do when you become enormous?"

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"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question." mockup

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

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"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide." mockup

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

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Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book) mockup

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

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"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society." mockup

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

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'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.' mockup

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

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Pigeon Little

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'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?' mockup

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

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Playdough's The Republic

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'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?' mockup

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

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"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?" mockup

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

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'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

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"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs." mockup

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

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'This test doesn't understand me.' mockup

'This test doesn't understand me.'

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Reverse psychology

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"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?" mockup

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

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"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust." mockup

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

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"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense." mockup

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

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"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything." mockup

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

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'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?' mockup

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

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I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am... mockup

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

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Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon. mockup

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

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"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!" mockup

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

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'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.' mockup

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

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'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?' mockup

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

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"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses." mockup

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

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"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!" mockup

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

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Philosopher trading cards.

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"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it." mockup

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

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Hamlet in the craft shop.

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A young positivist.

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'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.' mockup

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

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'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.' mockup

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

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Fun-sized Philosopher Gifts Collection

Fun-sized Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring fun-sized philosopher quotes that make mornings brighter and reflections deeper.

Fun-sized Philosopher Pillows

Comfort their space with pillows printed with clever sayings, perfect for lovers of humor and thoughtfulness.

Fun-sized Philosopher Prints

Add a spark of wit and wisdom to their decor with prints full of playful philosophical insights.

Fun-sized Philosopher T-Shirts

Find stylish t-shirts with witty and playful quotes that capture the essence of a fun-sized philosopher’s charming curiosity.