Comedy Debater Pillows

"When I was a teenager 'Saturday Night Live' had Mike Myers, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman..."

"Water circulates in the same direction. Believe me...I've dropped my phone in toilets in both hemispheres."

'Do you think that's wise?'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Changing Minds

"Now that's a win."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Netanyahu versus Gantz

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

Like Minded

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

And now, for a rebuttal.

The last word.

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

Global warming debate.

Approved Debate Questions

'My opponent hates cats.'