Democracy Debater Gifts

"We can't come to an agreement about how to fix your car, Mr. Simons. Sometimes that's the way things happen in a democracy."

'If this family is a democracy, how come I can't run for Father?'

Democracy - one of the drawbacks.

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

"I'm a confirmed Democritic."

"Well, we all vote on what's best for the family...and then we do exactly what our leader says."

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

Citizens' Jury - 'The jury thinks you should get rid of Citizens' Juries.'

"Remind me again, what's our position on democracy?"

"We've had a vote and decided not to have a vote."

'Grandpa, why do you like to live here in Germany?'

Vote 'Yes' or 'No' on nothing in particular - click to see results.

'Well if you don't get it, you should stand for parliament!'

'We decided to vacation in the U.S. It's the only country whose electoral process we can trust.'

'The people you can fool all of the time are our base.'

"Of course I'm delighted to have lost the election - so would you be if you had made the promises I had."

Elections in Cuba

Parliament

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

Partisan America

"All those in favor of switching from a caucus system to a kind of Hunger Games battle royale between the candidates, say aye."

'A congressional hearing'

'Lookout! A government takeover of the government!'

DemoNcracy

"So apart from stop being 'lying hypocritical uncaring bastards who'd promise anything to get back in power'...is there anything else we might do to secure your vote?"

To promote democracy, the name I-raq has been changed to We-raq.