Debate Moderator Gifts

Truth

"Now that we're down to three candidates, we're switching to a 'rock, paper, scissors' format."

'I won't lower myself to the level of my opponent.'

'Left wing, right wing - I wish they'd remember they're on the same bird.'

The last TV duel

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Trump Free Zone

Republican Cone of Silence

'What about the farmer?'

Mitt-Romney's debate lies!

"You know, during these debates there's something that all too often gets ignored."

'This is the way to do it.'

Who will be the next CNN analyst?

"Excellent! We've finally answered the question 'What is a woman?' Now let's move on to item 2: 'What is a Lady?'"

Pink Eye and a Fly

Gun Crazy

"And now the conservative view."

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

Dialogue

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Changing Minds

"Now that's a win."

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Information...political rhetoric

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.