Meeting Moderator Gifts

The four of us are all for it but, once again, he opposes.

A support group for crayons nobody ever uses.

Meeting with lots of paperwork and angry members.

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"Now that's a win."

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

'I won't lower myself to the level of my opponent.'

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

We don't call these savage screaming fits. We call them confrontation verbal interfacing.

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

"A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something."

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"So that's five for bailing, and three for patching. If there are no objections, the chair will now hear arguments."

As the Chief Corporate Adrenal Gland of the company, Fred's recommendations were rarely a surprise.

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

'Unfortunately when our last window of opportunity opened up, we mistakenly crawled out of it rather than into it.'

'And now, Gentlemen, that we have our thinking caps on, let us continue.'

"NAY!!"

'Knock it off. That's just the kind of backward thinking I was talking about.'

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

'It was productive once we found someone to blame.'

"I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you."

"Motion denied then"

Big Ben

"Hey - let's not us re-invent wheel."

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

Who will be the next CNN analyst?

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'