Meeting Moderator Pillows

A support group for crayons nobody ever uses.

Meeting with lots of paperwork and angry members.

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"Now that's a win."

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

'I won't lower myself to the level of my opponent.'

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

We don't call these savage screaming fits. We call them confrontation verbal interfacing.

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something."

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

As the Chief Corporate Adrenal Gland of the company, Fred's recommendations were rarely a surprise.

"So that's five for bailing, and three for patching. If there are no objections, the chair will now hear arguments."

'Unfortunately when our last window of opportunity opened up, we mistakenly crawled out of it rather than into it.'

'And now, Gentlemen, that we have our thinking caps on, let us continue.'

"NAY!!"

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

'Knock it off. That's just the kind of backward thinking I was talking about.'

'It was productive once we found someone to blame.'

Big Ben

"Hey - let's not us re-invent wheel."

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

'The details of the company's new management plan are being worked out.'

Who will be the next CNN analyst?

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

"Motion denied then"

"I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you."

'I think he's still having trouble with the concept of 'one man, one vote'!'

"We're cutting costs by recycling his hot air."