Focus Group Moderator Pillows

"Essentially people find cat's cuter"

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'I won't lower myself to the level of my opponent.'

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"It helps me stay focused."

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

Who will be the next CNN analyst?

"Isn't it time to forget the cat and start belling the violence?"

"We've checked, and it's fine with women."

'This is the way to do it.'

'Is this where they're conducting the focus group?'

"Isn't it great? I found little 'Classroom Mode' switches behind their ears."

Focus Group: "Better or worse? How about now? Better or worse?"

"That's the danger of mono tasking...you're too easily held accountable."

"Of course we employ the disabled. Halve the staff here are not able to get to work on time, the rest are not able to focus on the job."

'Care in the Online Community.'

"You know, during these debates there's something that all too often gets ignored."

The focus group thinks it's time you got rid of the beard.

"Now that we're down to three candidates, we're switching to a 'rock, paper, scissors' format."

Truth

Every day Fred had to make sure he was properly prepared for his job as a social media moderator.

"You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today."

Republican Cone of Silence

"That would be in Aisle Six, the worried-well section."

You'd be surprised at the number of disruptive participants we get at these focus groups.

"Yes, we blieve that the earth is flat..."

'Thanks to the internet, you can meet creeds worldwide.'

A support group for crayons nobody ever uses.

'Left wing, right wing - I wish they'd remember they're on the same bird.'

"Excellent! We've finally answered the question 'What is a woman?' Now let's move on to item 2: 'What is a Lady?'"