Focus Group Fun-ster Pillows

You'd be surprised at the number of disruptive participants we get at these focus groups.

Where your mind & battle are los

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I was all set to go to the gym, but you'd be amazed how much, yoga class and pour-a-glass, sound alike."

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

"No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions."

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

"It helps me stay focused."

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

"It's improv night."

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"Hey, great ab!"

Pole Vaulting Club

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

Listen, just focus on making it to the sea – You can worry about what you'll do with the rest of your life later.

"We've checked, and it's fine with women."

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Exercise equipment, my foot! I know a recliner when I see one! (Published originally on October 4, 2013.)

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D I E T F We said we'd stick together this time, but we really knew it would only last a day or two.

'Is this where they're conducting the focus group?'

"Essentially people find cat's cuter"

"Isn't it great? I found little 'Classroom Mode' switches behind their ears."