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You'd be surprised at the number of disruptive participants we get at these focus groups.

Where your mind & battle are los

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I was all set to go to the gym, but you'd be amazed how much, yoga class and pour-a-glass, sound alike."

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

"No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions."

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

"It helps me stay focused."

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"It's improv night."

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

"We've checked, and it's fine with women."

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

"Hey, great ab!"

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Pole Vaulting Club

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'Is this where they're conducting the focus group?'

"Essentially people find cat's cuter"

"Isn't it great? I found little 'Classroom Mode' switches behind their ears."

Focus Group: "Better or worse? How about now? Better or worse?"