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"We've checked, and it's fine with women."

Networking

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"Despite years of management training john still found it difficult to give negative feedback."

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

'The customers' suggestions make a lot of sense. I say, let's hire the customers and fire the staff!'

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

"I hope I haven't taken you aback by asking you to attend the change seminar."

As the Chief Corporate Adrenal Gland of the company, Fred's recommendations were rarely a surprise.

'And now, Gentlemen, that we have our thinking caps on, let us continue.'

'Do you get the feeling that, in educational workshops, there are way too many buzzwords thrown around?'

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"Motion denied then"

"Hey - let's not us re-invent wheel."

"Isn't it time to forget the cat and start belling the violence?"

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

"Now let's walk through slide 67...'50 ways to make your presentation more exciting'."

Forward Planning - The key to Success

Decisions: Yes or No, 'Or maybe?'

'It's got people contributing but it's a pain smoothing out all those notes.'

"Essentially people find cat's cuter"

Cliche Workshop, "Who wants to get the ball rolling?"

"Isn't it great? I found little 'Classroom Mode' switches behind their ears."

Suggestions Box

Focus Group: "Better or worse? How about now? Better or worse?"

"Look! There's an ELEPHANT in this room."

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"