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How did the focus group go? I'm not sure --- It was all just a blur.

Where your mind & battle are los

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

'It's a difficult position to fill. Someone who's smarter than me - and smart enough to pretend not to know it.'

It's to stop you getting side-tracked.

You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here But You Will Be After The Training.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Are you able to concentrate on your work? My mind wanders a lot but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

Twice a year, Uncle Mort and Sadie Cohen have an official relationship talk. While this biannual conversation is scheduled by mutual consent under long-standing treaty, some participants engage grudgingly. Let's talk about our feelings. I don't feel like it. That's not a feeling, Snookums! Loophole!

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions."

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

'Tell me truthfully,these glowing references from the Dukes of York and Kent are public houses aren't they?'

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'Personally, I like the look of the next candidate!'

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

"We've checked, and it's fine with women."

Listen, just focus on making it to the sea – You can worry about what you'll do with the rest of your life later.

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"You remember Champ. . ."