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The focus group hated it. So he showed it to an out-of-focus group.

Where your mind & battle are los

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

"No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions."

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

"It helps me stay focused."

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'

"We've checked, and it's fine with women."

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

"Honey, please! I can’t concentrate with you in there being married to me!"

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

"ADHD is a chronic condition marked by an inability to focus attention for an extended perio. . ."

'Is this where they're conducting the focus group?'

"Essentially people find cat's cuter"

"Isn't it great? I found little 'Classroom Mode' switches behind their ears."

Focus Group: "Better or worse? How about now? Better or worse?"

"That's the danger of mono tasking...you're too easily held accountable."

At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window