Question Askers Gifts

"And you need to know this why?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"So, what do you do for play?"

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

Do Guns Kill?

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Ostrich Curoisities

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'Is there a God? God knows...'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

Children's questions

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

Like all of us, he asked many different questions throughout his life.

'Any questions?'

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

Curious George, Dad

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

God hounded by the media.

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

My teacher says I ask too many questions.

Trying to hold on to the question.

'Mom, is this all you ever wanted to be?'

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'