Question Askers Pillows

"And you need to know this why?"

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"So, what do you do for play?"

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

Do Guns Kill?

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Ostrich Curoisities

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

The big questions in life.

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

'Is there a God? God knows...'

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

Why can't you use the brains God gave you? Oh, shoot, I think this is Bob's.

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

Children's questions

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

Like all of us, he asked many different questions throughout his life.

'Any questions?'

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

Curious George, Dad

God hounded by the media.

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

My teacher says I ask too many questions.

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."