Question Asker Gifts

Like all of us, he asked many different questions throughout his life.

The big questions in life.

My teacher says I ask too many questions.

'Mom, is this all you ever wanted to be?'

'Who are you?'

'What do our service charges cover? -- people who ask too many questions!'

'Any questions?'

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Garden.

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

Do Guns Kill?

"And you need to know this why?"

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

Quiz Night...

Ostrich Curoisities

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

'Is there a God? God knows...'

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

Children's questions

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

"What's the new manager going to do? Bite your head off."

'I don't think therefore I'm not.'

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

God hounded by the media.

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."