Question Asker Mugs

Like all of us, he asked many different questions throughout his life.

My teacher says I ask too many questions.

'Mom, is this all you ever wanted to be?'

'Who are you?'

'What do our service charges cover? -- people who ask too many questions!'

'Any questions?'

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Garden.

Do Guns Kill?

"And you need to know this why?"

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

Quiz Night...

Ostrich Curoisities

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'Is there a God? God knows...'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

Children's questions

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

"What's the new manager going to do? Bite your head off."

'I don't think therefore I'm not.'

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

God hounded by the media.

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

Trying to hold on to the question.

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"