Classic Question Asker Gifts

'Are we there yet?...Are we there yet?...Are we there yet?

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Could I ask just one question?"

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Do Guns Kill?

"And you need to know this why?"

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

Quiz Night...

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Ostrich Curoisities

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

Just when I think I've got everything figured out some jerk asks basic questions phobia. 'Why?'

"Will this job involve multiple choice, true and false, or essay questions?"

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

Like all of us, he asked many different questions throughout his life.

'Any questions?'

'I don't think therefore I'm not.'

"What's it all about?"

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'