Classic Question Asker T-Shirts

'Are we there yet?...Are we there yet?...Are we there yet?

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Could I ask just one question?"

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

Do Guns Kill?

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

"And you need to know this why?"

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

Quiz Night...

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Ostrich Curoisities

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

Just when I think I've got everything figured out some jerk asks basic questions phobia. 'Why?'

The big questions in life.

"Will this job involve multiple choice, true and false, or essay questions?"

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

Like all of us, he asked many different questions throughout his life.

'Any questions?'

'I don't think therefore I'm not.'

"What's it all about?"