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How many calories in a booger?

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

Do Guns Kill?

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Ostrich Curoisities

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

The big questions in life.

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

Why can't you use the brains God gave you? Oh, shoot, I think this is Bob's.

Like all of us, he asked many different questions throughout his life.

'Any questions?'

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

Did you know that hawks can travel 250 miles without flapping? Big deal. So can I.

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

God hounded by the media.

My teacher says I ask too many questions.

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

'Mom, is this all you ever wanted to be?'

Trying to hold on to the question.

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Celestial Sadie, In the Western sky after sunset, Jupitor can be seen nearly aligned with Venus. What do you make of this? R. Yates. Excellent question. That reminds me of a long lost civilization, in which there was no such thing as a typo. Where no one ever hit the wrong key because they wrote letters by hand. Eventually, it became so obsessed with speed that it began typing everything, and so inconsiderate that it soon stopped bothering to proo

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

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