Silly Question Asker Gifts

How many calories in a booger?

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

Do Guns Kill?

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

Ostrich Curoisities

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

Like all of us, he asked many different questions throughout his life.

'Any questions?'

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

God hounded by the media.

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

My teacher says I ask too many questions.

Trying to hold on to the question.

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

'Mom, is this all you ever wanted to be?'

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

"Coco, stop eating your food properly and play with it like your brothers!"

"Does this bird make me look fat?"