Silly Story Lover Gifts

"Remember, in the other version they had a pea-green boat, and here they're using public transportation."

Love at First Sight

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Chiller Theatre

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

Jacques et Jille

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

Fishing.

William Tell

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."