Naive Questioner Gifts

My first rodeo

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Do Guns Kill?

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Ostrich Curoisities

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'Is there a God? God knows...'

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

'...And here's one of the artist's earliest paintings.'

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"If being normal is so natural.....why is it such a strain?"

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

"Baldo, check it out...it's advice for people who've won the lottery."

God hounded by the media.

'I can't wait to grow up and get a job so I don't have to bring work home.'

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

Some owls aren't content just knowing who.

"Does this bird make me look fat?"

How many calories in a booger?

Wow! — this discredits all my theories.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

"So, when are you gonna find a woman?"

'But what is a recession, Father?'

Frequently Asked Questions

"If you have to ask, you can't understand the answer."

"And together they soldiered onward, to distant horizons more splendid than either of them had ever dared to dream."