Question Seeker T-Shirts

Information booth closed: The worst part was that no one could tell them why.

'The Philosophy Club. Free why fi.'

Doubtful Man

'How come 'super glue' doesn't stick to the inside of the tube?'

Man sees door 'Department of Philosophy In AndOr Out'.

Trying to hold on to the question.

Is there more to being undead than chasing women? What am I really trying to hide by wearing a cape? Maybe I should give garlic another chance. For a vampire, Vlad was surprisingly reflective.

I don't believe in god. So you're atheist or agnostic? Huh? You're certain there's no god or you're not sure? HOJ. I'm not sure. You're not sure about my question or if there's a god? O' lord, why do you torment me?! Adding further confusion.

Questioning

Life's Directions

"Mom, is God real or just a bot?"

Online form - Submit.

Squeezing the Free Press.

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

Continuing education.

"It's such a lovely day!"

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

Press Freedom

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

Letters escape from a caged book.

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'