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Quiz Night...

"What's the answer to the first question? And the second? And the third? And..."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Squeezing the Free Press.

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

Continuing education.

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Press Freedom

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

Letters escape from a caged book.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Truth

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"Which news channel should we watch?"