Answer Seeker Gifts

Quiz Night...

"What's the answer to the first question? And the second? And the third? And..."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Squeezing the Free Press.

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

Continuing education.

"It's such a lovely day!"

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Press Freedom

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Letters escape from a caged book.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Truth

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."