Answer Finder Gifts

Fear/Knowledge

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

Reporter #6: television.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

Quiz Night...

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

Protoplasm

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

Eureka

"You have arrived at your destination."

Cursing Scientist.

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

Sense of dread & foreboding Information blackout Illumination Facts known

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

'As all coherent strategy has failed, we turn to you.'

Ann was shocked and awed when the General kissed her after her presentation and she wondered if he'd heard a word she'd said.

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

Like all of us, he asked many different questions throughout his life.

'...Or not.'

Solving Aquadrtic Equations

'Any questions?'

'All this 'history' stuff you teach about - is it based on actual events?'

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

"So ants can lift twenty times their body weight. Big deal. Who can't?"

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"