Answer Finder Gifts

I'm a businessman, not a zealot. I give the masses what they want. I give girls what they want. The masses want drama and intensity. Ditto. Direction, simplicity, answers, purpose. Yep, yep, yep. Rock hard abs!

Fear/Knowledge

Albert Einstein

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

Reporter #6: television.

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

Quiz Night...

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

Protoplasm

'Did you know there's a river in Brazil named after Amazon?'

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

Eureka

"You have arrived at your destination."

The big questions in life.

Cursing Scientist.

Ann was shocked and awed when the General kissed her after her presentation and she wondered if he'd heard a word she'd said.

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

Sense of dread & foreboding Information blackout Illumination Facts known

'As all coherent strategy has failed, we turn to you.'

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

Like all of us, he asked many different questions throughout his life.

'Any questions?'

Solving Aquadrtic Equations

'...Or not.'

"So ants can lift twenty times their body weight. Big deal. Who can't?"

'All this 'history' stuff you teach about - is it based on actual events?'

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

"I like you and all, Carl, but you've just got too many problems."