Advice Seeker Gifts

Clear direction from a panel of experts, 25?.

"A word to the wise..or is it a word from the wise? I always get it mixed up."

'Always use your head, follow you heart and go with your gut feeling.'

'The meaning of life? Sorry, kid, you're on the wrong mountain - I'm the guru of handy household tips!'

Problem Page.

"Baldo, there's more to life than having the coolest car in town. Your goals should be bigger...with more meaning!"

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Constructive Criticism 50c.

it's his way of easing into full retirement.

'She's walking all over you. Move on. And never run on hardwood floors.'

'It's fine to sow some wild oats. Just make sure you finally get a harvest.'

Confused.

If you are ringing your coach to ask about your next move then we're finished.

'I should have listened to my parents and not run away to join the circus...'

'I finally just told my spiritual advisor and my financial advisor to fight it out and I'll listen to whoever wins.'

'If the shoe fits then wear it...Then get another one just like it.'

'I took your advice and told him either I get a raise or I quit!'

'Don't forget to wear a jacket.'

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

Dear Abbey

"Here's a letter to Dorothy Dix that describes my own case exactly. It's signed 'Desperate.'"

"If I could give you one piece of advice it would be, never react until security physically removes you from the building."

"My advice, son, is to do it now. Don't wait, because, before you know it...you're in the second panel, and it's too late. See what I mean?"

"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."

"Look dude, if you like a girl...you gotta move fast!"

"Alcohol doesn't solve any problem. But neither does milk."

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

"We're closed, I advise you to come back in the morning."

'I don't suppose you remember me, do you?'

'That's the best advice you got? There's no business like show business?'

'I listen to Peter Jennings, MacNeil/Lehrer and Elsie here.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

As your solicitor, let me just tell you this for nothing...haha, just joking of course.

'I've discovered that the bar setting works better than the couch.'

'Learn to relax and don't bottle yourself up.'