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I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

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'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

Do Guns Kill?

"And you need to know this why?"

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

Quiz Night...

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Ostrich Curoisities

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

The big questions in life.

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

Like all of us, he asked many different questions throughout his life.

'Any questions?'

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'I don't think therefore I'm not.'

God hounded by the media.

My teacher says I ask too many questions.

Trying to hold on to the question.

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

'Mom, is this all you ever wanted to be?'

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Celestial Sadie, In the Western sky after sunset, Jupitor can be seen nearly aligned with Venus. What do you make of this? R. Yates. Excellent question. That reminds me of a long lost civilization, in which there was no such thing as a typo. Where no one ever hit the wrong key because they wrote letters by hand. Eventually, it became so obsessed with speed that it began typing everything, and so inconsiderate that it soon stopped bothering to proo

Questioning

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

'Are we there yet?...Are we there yet?...Are we there yet?