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'Disorganized Crime.'

'Don't look at me that way, I am allergic to being eaten.'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Shampoo.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Theatre Masks and Butts

Introducing...Anagraman.

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'Check out the old dude.'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Do you do much walking?"

The Pencil and Sharpener

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.