Quirky Neuroscientist T-Shirts

Positive Thinking

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Spindle Neurons

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

No Swimming Allowed

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

You're making me very angry right now, Al. Did you know that before Rorschach came up with his inkblot test, he had one that involved blood spatters?

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'