Quirky Neuroscientist Gifts

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Pavlov's Cat

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

No Swimming Allowed

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Chemical term for an unpleasant family of maladjusted alkanes.

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.