Quirky Medical Expert T-Shirts

Dress your favorite medical expert in fun! Our quirky t-shirts celebrate healthcare pros with witty slogans and playful graphics—ideal for adding personality to their wardrobe.

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"Okay, so I'm not REALLY a cardiologist, but I think I can spell it, K-A-R-D. . . I think there's an L in it too. Anyway, this thing really is the size of my fist. Cool."

"Okay, so I'm not REALLY a cardiologist, but I think I can spell it, K-A-R-D. . . I think there's an L in it too. Anyway, this thing really is the size of my fist. Cool." mockup

"Okay, so I'm not REALLY a cardiologist, but I think I can spell it, K-A-R-D. . . I think there's an L in it too. Anyway, this thing really is the size of my fist. Cool."

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'You don't have a heart murmur, but your liver is muttering.'

'You don't have a heart murmur, but your liver is muttering.' mockup

'You don't have a heart murmur, but your liver is muttering.'

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9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer. mockup

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

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"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."

"Let's just start cutting and see what happens." mockup

"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."

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'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.' mockup

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

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"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac." mockup

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

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Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee mockup

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

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Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine mockup

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine

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'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?' mockup

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

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"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use." mockup

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

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A Mom and Pop Operation

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The Big Book of Really Hard Surgery mockup

The Big Book of Really Hard Surgery

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"9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer."

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'Eureka! It won't cure anything, but the side effects are terrific!'

'Eureka! It won't cure anything, but the side effects are terrific!' mockup

'Eureka! It won't cure anything, but the side effects are terrific!'

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'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!'

'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!' mockup

'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!'

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Preserved head and mobile phone.

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"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop." mockup

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

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"Why do I always get the stupid wobbly table?"

"Why do I always get the stupid wobbly table?" mockup

"Why do I always get the stupid wobbly table?"

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Plastic Surgery

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While singing the popular song, Clay was disturbed to discover that his thigh bone wasn't connected to his hip bone, that it was, in fact, connected to nothing.

While singing the popular song, Clay was disturbed to discover that his thigh bone wasn't connected to his hip bone, that it was, in fact, connected to nothing.

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