Mischievous Students Pillows

'Why do you want to look at my history. I'm far better at Math and Geography.'

'This test doesn't understand me.'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

A thief steals a heart

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

Monkey Business

"I didn't raise my hand. I was just stretching."

Essay Paper.

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

Physics 101. An object in motion remaining in motion is an example of what law? Easy come, easy go!

'Can't you just bat them between your paws like everyone else?'

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

"Up the hill to fetch a pail of water" -- Are you sure that's how hydrodynamics works?

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

"I'm deleting history so there will be nothing to study for tomorrow's history test."

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

Leaving pet shop, boy says to puppy: 'You're my bitch now.'

HisssssHerssss....

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

'I'm always pleased to meet my daughters college friends Alan. I hear you're studying alternative medicine? Reiki or acupuncture?'

"My father tried to help me tell time, Mrs. Davis, but I couldn't tell which of my hands was bigger to show the hour!"

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?' 'Why can't it be both?'

'My teacher sent me. She said to tell you I'm just not myself.'

'Next time ask, 'what does this button do?' before you push it.'

'Of course, I sweep everything behind that door.'

Boy teasing a guard

'Have you ever considered I may not be cut out to be a student?'

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"So let me get this straight...the equality movement has basically doubled the number of crazy high school kids who secretly decorate cars in the middle of the night?"

'Maybe she has allergies.'

'I can't write legibly... then my teacher would find out I can't spell.'