Mischievous Wordsmith Pillows

"It's C-A-R-P festival."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Cat Towels

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Best Seller

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

I don't want a story that helps kids make sense of the world – I want a world that lets kids just enjoy a nonsense story.

"He belongs to a lawyer."

'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!'

Mother Goose's Haiku

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Sharp Eyes

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

A Poet

'He never listened to his mother!'

A bar selling 'crafty' beer is more popular than a bar selling 'craft' beer.

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

You trip on it, you buy it.

Shakespeare Ave

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

Bell Hop

Bagel problems.

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."