Mischievousness Admirers Pillows

Boy teasing a guard

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Meowlzebub

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

A thief steals a heart

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

'Can't you just bat them between your paws like everyone else?'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Misery lit...

Law Books

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

How to avoid a heart attack.

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

Killing Santa

'Looks like a chipmonk.'

'Why good dogs go bad.'

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

"I think you're supposed to wait until they put it under their pillow..."

'Cut it out!'

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

HisssssHerssss....

Watch for Children.

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

Leaving pet shop, boy says to puppy: 'You're my bitch now.'

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?' 'Why can't it be both?'

Cat burglar.