Mischievousness Admirers Pillows

Boy teasing a guard

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

Meowlzebub

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

A thief steals a heart

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

Monkey Business

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

Misery lit...

'Can't you just bat them between your paws like everyone else?'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

'Why good dogs go bad.'

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

Law Books

'Looks like a chipmonk.'

Killing Santa

How to avoid a heart attack.

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

"I think you're supposed to wait until they put it under their pillow..."

Pandora's cat.

'Cut it out!'

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

HisssssHerssss....

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

Watch for Children.

Leaving pet shop, boy says to puppy: 'You're my bitch now.'

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?' 'Why can't it be both?'