Mischievous Memoirs Appreciator Pillows

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

"Cat with nine still lives"

"Here's your sweater back."

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

Birds steal sleeping girl's shoelaces.

Dog steals a cricket ball.

Misery lit...

Good Kitty No More.

BEWARE! Cheshire snake in the grass!

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Law Books

Children playing in a library

Killing Santa

'Why good dogs go bad.'

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

Cat sitting atop sleeping woman's head uses long straw to drink from glass in her lap.

"Good Lord! He picked the salad fork!"

"That's why we call him 'Slick'."

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

Cat eyes up a hard looking mouse from behind a pillar

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

Page boy blowing his nose on the Brides Train Veil.

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

'They say that six is the new four.'

'Moral of the story? Oh, son, we don't have those.'

'I think I know who's been tapping the sunday collection.'

Boy caught by a policeman

"Tuna and chicken bone breakfast smoothie. We were going to surprise you."

Man getting dressed captures small child in the material,

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'A large hole has appeared in the wall of the nudist camp - Police are looking into it.'

"What have you done with her this time?"

Danger Quicksand.