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'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"Cat with nine still lives"

"Here's your sweater back."

Dog steals a cricket ball.

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

Birds steal sleeping girl's shoelaces.

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Misery lit...

Good Kitty No More.

BEWARE! Cheshire snake in the grass!

Children playing in a library

Killing Santa

'Why good dogs go bad.'

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

Law Books

Cat eyes up a hard looking mouse from behind a pillar

Cat sitting atop sleeping woman's head uses long straw to drink from glass in her lap.

"That's why we call him 'Slick'."

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

"Good Lord! He picked the salad fork!"

Page boy blowing his nose on the Brides Train Veil.

'They say that six is the new four.'

"Tuna and chicken bone breakfast smoothie. We were going to surprise you."

"What have you done with her this time?"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

'Moral of the story? Oh, son, we don't have those.'

Man getting dressed captures small child in the material,

'I think I know who's been tapping the sunday collection.'

Boy caught by a policeman

'A large hole has appeared in the wall of the nudist camp - Police are looking into it.'

Danger Quicksand.

Brutus stabbing Caesar an accident