Misfit Buddy T-Shirts

What are you doing tonight? - 'Riding my bike and throwing stones.' - 'Oh, right.' - 'What are you doing?' - 'Nothing much.' - 'If I see you reading, I'm going to kick your head in.' -

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.'

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

"This is the murder weapon the defendant used, your honor, and these are the tunes he butchered in cold blood."

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

'If this is 'Office Team Day' why are we wearing different colours?'

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

"High-energy music, motivational coaching, an epic space - depressing stuff but add in some fixed bikes and you're on a winner."

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

"No, I've got nothing constructive to add. But I do know a funny joke I could tell."

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

Yoga

'Your medical coverage does not consider that a medical necessity.'

Crawling Marathon.

"Of course at this point, the egg salad went bad in the sandwich machine."

He's my vaguely familiar.

"Ah, Reid. You obviously didn't get my, 'you're fired' text."

'Stan, wait!... Wrong game!'

"If music be the food of love, shut up."

Rebels without causes: Lorem ipsum, T.B.D., Insert slogan here

The Island of Misfit Pants

All's well that ends well

"How is the new hearing aid?"

'That was absolutely HORRIBLE! When can you start?'

'I was demoted and they're making me wear this hair shirt.'

"Those are good, but the fire department doesn’t really need a sketch artist."

'It's a case of wrongful arrest - you haven't had a heart attack.'