Misfit Buddy Gifts

What are you doing tonight? - 'Riding my bike and throwing stones.' - 'Oh, right.' - 'What are you doing?' - 'Nothing much.' - 'If I see you reading, I'm going to kick your head in.' -

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.'

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

'If this is 'Office Team Day' why are we wearing different colours?'

"High-energy music, motivational coaching, an epic space - depressing stuff but add in some fixed bikes and you're on a winner."

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

"No, I've got nothing constructive to add. But I do know a funny joke I could tell."

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

'Your medical coverage does not consider that a medical necessity.'

Yoga

"Ah, Reid. You obviously didn't get my, 'you're fired' text."

He's my vaguely familiar.

"Of course at this point, the egg salad went bad in the sandwich machine."

Crawling Marathon.

'Stan, wait!... Wrong game!'

"If music be the food of love, shut up."

"How is the new hearing aid?"

The Island of Misfit Pants

All's well that ends well

Rebels without causes: Lorem ipsum, T.B.D., Insert slogan here

'That was absolutely HORRIBLE! When can you start?'

'I was demoted and they're making me wear this hair shirt.'

'It's a case of wrongful arrest - you haven't had a heart attack.'

"Those are good, but the fire department doesn’t really need a sketch artist."