Social Misfit Enthusiast Mugs

"See, I said he didn't want to shake hands!"

'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"No, I've got nothing constructive to add. But I do know a funny joke I could tell."

"Of course at this point, the egg salad went bad in the sandwich machine."

"Ah, Reid. You obviously didn't get my, 'you're fired' text."

"May I be candid, Hogarth? I should have thought a shrimp girl would make a more appropriate subject than a girl shrimp."

'Stan, wait!... Wrong game!'

Rebels without causes: Lorem ipsum, T.B.D., Insert slogan here

"So now I guess I'll have to meet your friends."

'Millionaires Club - Self-Made - Inherited'

'I was demoted and they're making me wear this hair shirt.'

"I mean, why even live in the city if you're not going to do New York City things?"

"Those are good, but the fire department doesn’t really need a sketch artist."

"I was proud of you tonight. You were just hostile enough."

"I never know what to do with my hands at a party"

"I used to look forward to summer vacation. Thanks to coronavirus, I look forward to going back to school."

"Airplane Mode doesn't work. I threw your phone out the window and it didn't fly."

"Must you create a scene every time the bill arrives?"

'Everyone wants Perrier with a twist of lime.'

"Hey, sorry to call you guys this late on a weeknight, but I just happened to be in your basement."

"No stamp on you voice mail, Mr. Figgis."

Social Agonies.

Old mistress accuses young servant girl of imitating her curled hair

Boy: 'No? Why don't you never treat yourself to no luxuries, Guvner?'

"I said, you missed a belt loop."

"I didn't know it was casual wing day."

"I don't think Bob has quite got the hang of the fist bump."

'I won't be sociable, I won't be ....'

Pie Chart To Show People Who Fit In.

'He's on the artistic spectrum.'