Fashion Misfit Fan Prints

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Emergency Hipster Beard

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"He's deliciously vintage."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

The Return Of The Minipants

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

"I believe in consistent branding."

Choosing What To Wear.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"Yes, dear. I'm pretty sure it's 'granny panties on the inside, pants on the outside.'"

Strange man has a nose monocle.

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

100% Bombast-Filled Parka