Exaggerated Fashion Fan T-Shirts

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Emergency Hipster Beard

"He's deliciously vintage."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

The Return Of The Minipants

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Woman and a Mexican hat.

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I believe in consistent branding."

The Phyllis Diller Collection

Strange man has a nose monocle.

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

Crocodile Shoes

"Yes, dear. I'm pretty sure it's 'granny panties on the inside, pants on the outside.'"

'That guy is SO tacky.'

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

Hired Morning Suit

Fifty Gallon Head.