Exaggerated Art Lover T-Shirts

King James II

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Loan Alley

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

The Death Of Venus

The Origin of Creationism

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

'You're one heck of a corporate head-hunter, Ms. Bridwell.'

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

Earth and the Coronavirus

Golden bubbles

Native Habitats: Trump/Lies

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"With great power comes great reward."

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

Give me your sick...

"Our ideal employee will be able to answer email in their sleep."

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

Architectural Messages Through the Ages.

"It's his dream job ... "

'The Bubbles of Opposition'- Charles James Fox 'Floats' his Candidate, Lord John Townshend

Let's see...number 61...the painting's name is 'Calamity'.

Seven Deadly Sins

Seals - Pick your own.

Domino Democracy.

Impeachment to Trump

Exhibition for Prisoners

Sinalization.

Euro Discobolus