Exaggerated Art Lover T-Shirts

King James II

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Loan Alley

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

The Death Of Venus

The Origin of Creationism

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

Earth and the Coronavirus

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

'You're one heck of a corporate head-hunter, Ms. Bridwell.'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"Our ideal employee will be able to answer email in their sleep."

Golden bubbles

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

"With great power comes great reward."

Native Habitats: Trump/Lies

Give me your sick...

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

Architectural Messages Through the Ages.

'I got a job working for Google Earth.'

"It's his dream job ... "

'The Bubbles of Opposition'- Charles James Fox 'Floats' his Candidate, Lord John Townshend

Sinalization.

Exhibition for Prisoners

Impeachment to Trump

Seven Deadly Sins

Murderous Chef

Domino Democracy.

Seals - Pick your own.