Street Slang Aficionado Gifts

"Ben is my given name, and E-Z Stomper is my street name."

"If I may say so, sir, that chapeau makes you look like one tough hombre!"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

Pigeon Fashion

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

'Can you prove it's your hat?'

"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks."

'The Streetwise Men.'

'That's like, so random!' (teenager reading about the laws of chance)

"Granddad was the very first person ever to say 'Oh, wow!' "

A street salesman selling winkles.

Monk scribe has written elaborate LOL.

"LMAO."

Opticians Sign With Modern Text Acronyms

'Well, I've got my moto, my bling from E-bay, and Gerald here is my bitch. So everything's fine, you?'

'I'm afraid he has sweeny flu.'

'Whatever.'

'Some things I can overlook, Dominic, but if you call me bruv once more I'll.....'

'Did you remove all the cliches and slang from your term paper?', 'Like, totally, dude!'

"Does your client wish to plead 'sweet' or 'lame'?"

"Sorry mate, I'm just off home, but there's an all night dealer down the road."

'Keep it real, dudes.'

'I always thought wine came from half-empty bottles left in the park.'

'You'll love my Mum, she's well wicked.'

"He's a man of his word, and that word is 'dude.'"