Language Aficionados Gifts

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

"Well that answers that question!"

Politically Correct cuckoo clock

'Excuse me, is anyone using this stool?'

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

'They say the early bird gets the worm, but something's rotten in Denmark with this scenario.'

Brothers Grimm

A Foul Ball

"As a matter of fact, I do object to being called a 'leggy bird'."

Man visiting cemetery sees headstone with inscription: I'm Trying My Patience.

"That'll teach you to order in French."

Hart Warming

Wordplay: Deflation.

Military Inteligense.

"He has a wonderful command of the language, doesn't he?"

"I'll kill you if you keep repeating 'I feel like a fish in water'!"

Bottles labelled 'dote' and 'antidote'

Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. I couldn't if I wanted to.

Clarence Sale. His name is "Clarence."

The Oath Utterers

Funeral for the N-Word

"I got Wordle in two this morning! I don't even know what 'ennui' means." "Everyone despised Larry."

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Campaign for Plain English

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"