Future Web Guru Prints

"I can't come out and play. Try visiting my website."

Robot Parts $5

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'Here's MY information highway!'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Baby Screen Time

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

I've always been slower than computers...

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

'Remind me to never again ask him what he learned in school.'

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

Today at school...we did algorithms for Quantum computation.

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

"Harris, I want you to buy up anything that has 'dot com' in their title."

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

Doctcom

The Wiki Man.

Computer whisperer.

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

Geek Intuition

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

'This is my grandson Richard. I've called him in today to answer all your questions about computers and the web.'

"And I can install the latest version of Microsoft as well as Word and 17 other applications!"