Color Guru Gifts

'Did you notice how her pink nail polish clashes with her red tricycle?'

"I have to change my hair style again. My parents said they love it!"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'She's so put together!'

A women in a shoeshop.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

If nobody had invented graphics

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Absolutely not!"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Keeping warm.

'I could do that.'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Mr Metrosexual.

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

'Do you like my little black number?'

At the suit makers

The Rise of Modern Art

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

"That shirt is so last year."

His and Her wardrobe's