Cloud Computing Guru Pillows

"That's it, now press, 'Reply-All' and bingo! Everybody's prayers have been answered."

'Stop! That's no way to get data into the cloud.'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'I saw it as a networking opportunity.'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

Developing links within business.

'I guess this marks the beginning of the prin-ting dynasty!'

"I still maintain an online presence."

Computer whisperer.

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

Geek Intuition

"Thank you all for attending this first conference of the surveillance camera recording industry."

'Well, he's back from tech support.'

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

"How much storage does he bleedin' want?!"

'Yeah, we do cloud storage.'

'There's someone here I'd like you to meet. He's very well-connected.'

'To sped up our sandbox compliance issues I've called in a couple of sandbox experts.'

Communicate with the departed via the cloud.

Username/Password

'Gerald is something in the City-redundant!'

'And this is from our new line of self-driving, self-deprecating cars. It has a perfect driving record and it won't brag about it.'

Politician with lots of address books