Online Services T-Shirts

'Doc Com'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

Perils of Home Banking

You'll require a better credit rating before we we can raise the limit on your card.

'I'm afraid the doctor can't see you today. You could visit his web page instead.'

Moses on the web

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"OMG, LOL!"

Nervous Oral Testing

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Online Dating

Travelogue

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

Technology and Love

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

'Ask your computer.'

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

Zoom Wedding

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'